22 7 / 2014

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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21 7 / 2014

21 7 / 2014

humorous:

when you motion for your pet to come sit on your lap but they just ignore you and walk away 

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21 7 / 2014

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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21 7 / 2014

(Source: aysandra, via mrs-dinkleberg)

21 7 / 2014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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21 7 / 2014

(Source: sprousetwinsblog, via splders)

21 7 / 2014

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

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21 7 / 2014

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT

Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.

Learn more about Jibo here.

21 7 / 2014